Monday, April 16, 2007

I'm BAAAAAACK!!!

I'm back and full of stories!!!!

So here is my story for today. You know when you've studied too much when...
The UPS man comes to the door and "points his pen at the little dotted line" without uttering a word and giving you the "eye."

You reply....."Do you need my signature or my signals?"
Yes...signals. That's what I said. But little did he know, I was studying for Pharmaceutical Analysis and trying to figure out how to read IR, NMR, and Mass spectrums ...which are "signals".
Anyway....He was in a really grumpy mood for whatever reason. And I'm doing a weird scrunchy face wondering why I just said "signals" instead of "initals."
He then asks me to "sign" legibily.

Ok ...first of all. WHO in gods name signs "legibily"? My signature is NOT legible. Sorry but, it's just not.
If you want legible, I PRINT!
So I sign, as I see other signatures on the paper that are VERY illegible. And I mean, who PRINTS for something anyway...you sign you don't print. In the REAL WORLD, outside of UPS, you sign for a cheque, you sign for a legal document, etc etc. It's how the world works. SIGNATURES are legally binding....not printing.

Well after I signed, he said very rudely...
"NO I SAID LEGIBILY!!!!!!"
I was like....
UPS guy...backdown!!! I'm a woman on her last rope, studying for her 2nd last final (out of 8) and I'm ready to take out all my pent-up fustration, which has just now turned into infuriation, out on YOU little man in the brown stupid uniform!!!!...
YOU DO NOT want to piss me off today!!!!

OF course, I didn't say any of that. Instead I took a deep breath, gave him a dirty look and replied...
BAD DAY????
Then turned and slammed the door.

I'm so passive agressive.
But I've decided that the next time I see him, I'm gonna make fun of his shorts.
BAHHAHAHAHHAH


Last final tomorrow.
YAY for freedom!