The Y Chromosome

Yah ok...so I cannot seem to understand what it is about these creatures that make them so inconsiderate, disrespectful and faultless.
So if I don't get into Pharmacy, I think I will pursue a career in Genetic Research...particularly the Y chromosome.

Why you ask? Well, let me tell you!!!

Men suck. Yah, that's right. They suck. As my wise cousin stated recently, "90% of guys are jerks". And he is absolutely right!!!! That only leaves 10% of the male human race who are half decent...then you have to find someone who shares similar interests, who you find attractive, etc etc.
I mean, probability is just not on our side, ladies!!!

Many women claim that you just can't live without men. Well, I disagree.

Think about it...back in the day, a female was forced to follow suit under the diction of a man for all of her life. She had to live under HIS wishes and put her own desires, dreams, and needs aside because she literally had NO rights. She was brainwashed to think that she HAD to depend on a man. And with all that, man successfully made a society which forced women into accepting this stupid, god forsaken idea. However, the times have changed....now, haven't they?

We now live in more egalitiarian-focused society where women are actually gaining equal rights. Of course, we still aren't 100% yet... but we are getting there.

Essentially, we have the potential to make a matrilineal society where WOMEN finally rule over men.

Think about it. If looking at the human race, it's main suppport (as in supporting it's existence) is through women. We have no option other than to impregnate a woman in order to give birth to another human being, and thus procreate. Therefore, females are essential for it's survival.

HOWEVER, with the technology these days, we don't need men. We already have sperm banks, we already have mastered "in vitro" in the female womb...I mean, REALLY! What do we need men for?

Don't say sex, because if you haven't stopped by the local sex store lately, you have NO idea what you are truly missing. You know how women always complain that men orgasm EVERY time and we don't? (this is, of course, in reference to actual intercourse between a male and a female).

Well think women...you could orgasm EVERY time too, with the proper machinery. You do NOT need a real penis to fail you time and time again. NOT anymore!!!!

So now you are wondering...what the heck does genetic research have to do with all this? Well...

I would try and discover the genetic link between males (i.e. the Y chromosome) and the male asshole-ish, self-centered behavior that seems to be engrained in the 90% men. This would be easy to compare since we still technically have 10% who do not suffer from the issue, so controls in the experiment would be made a little more simple.

My reasoning? It took a man to feel the need to control women for centuries. They obviously have something motivating this kind of behavior since the day of dawn. This motivation has now finally come to the surface.

NOW, if I could find the gene and PROVE scientifically that men are a genetic threat to the long term survival of the human race, we would have a better chance at wiping the 90% out justly and lawfully. Of course, the others would be spared and they would be the only ones allowed to procreate, thus wiping out the asshole gene for good.

More on this later...

Darwin would be proud.